When the beauty met the beast, the beast was munching tenderloins and drinking Corona. After that he got food poisoned.
Once upon a time in godforsaken timbuktoo a man went on an expedition to unravel the mysteries of the good, the bad and the ugly.
In the dead of the night, a big bad something like a wolf knocked on my door. It was my ex-girlfriend. So it happened on the spur of the moment. I kicked her, she punched me. I spat on her, she puked on me. I cursed her, she put a hex on me. And then all hell broke loose.
Nothing is sacrosanct. Everything is a good fuck or a bad fuck. Sometimes it's neither, it's just another fuck. Anyway, fuck it.
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