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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Nonsense

When the head is held high and the mind is without fear you can look at the sky and unravel the cosmic mysteries clouding the thoughts of the bourgeoisie or the proletariat or the capitalists or communists or socialists thereby mitigating the great divide which exists in the society and promote metaphysical theories without indulging in scientific anomalies through a little trial and error until error supercedes trial and the world undergoes a democratic manifestation of promoting equality crashing the myriad taboos whereby all the monstrosities maybe obliterated encouraging a drive for healthy and safe sex until one poor old sod sitting in his posh Nevada apartment breathes his last while listening to the songs and poetry of Jim Morrison and P.B. Shelley respectively sipping on pina colada and dreaming the great american dream in the hope of attaining nirvana and meeting buddha in his next life where he might discuss the transmigration of macavity into his wife Stella's body which has decayed over the years not because of age but beacuse of the obsessive cleanliness disorder of which she was a victim while she was still in her formative years dreaming of Che Gueverra and the bolivian diaries that she had seen in her Uncle Pedro's illustrious study amongst a pile of playboy magazines and Mad Comics which were bought from some shady auction in Convent garden when Uncle Pedro was on his sabbatical and was in a frisky mood but with a head held high and a mind without fear.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Words and Phrases...

It's quite intriguing how some people keep repeating or using a phrase or word while speaking. The usage of this phrase or word is quite involuntary though.
Shutki: 'You understand?'
Pushpi: a)...my submission to that is...
b)...it's quite esoteric
Trilok: a)...correct...
b)...jaa taa...
Amitabh aka Bhanuda: ...do a humour number....try the emotional number...let's do a drinking number...'number'...
Aditya: a)...odbhut!!!!....
b) joghanya!!!
Mahato: ..shaaaaaaaatuppppp...
Pradeep aka Dude:....dude....
Sukesh: .....yeah?...yeah?...yeah?....yeah?....
Jogu: ....banchod!!!!...
Mahendra Parab: ...listen listen...
Vijay Patil:....means uhh.....means uhh....
Kinshukda: ...(boderline nasal tone)....maney bhujlitoh...
Mr. Samajpati:....ei shhhh...maney kotha bolona....
Fr. Boris D'Santos:...don't play games with me....
Pratheeb R.: (tamil accent)...ehh madarchod...
Ashley: ...let's bajao it man...
Darpan: what are you sayiiiiiing!?
Well, this post will be updated from time to time as I come across more intriguing phrases or words.